That Kevin Smith Club

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That Kevin Smith Club

Do you wanna wake and bake with Silent Bob from Clerks?
Well now's your chance to be in the View Askewniverse

Enter through the back door
That would be best
Loads of exclusive perks for your face, neck and chest...

Shnickty Shnickty Shnoine
I'm talkin' to you, bub
Come along and join
That Kevin Smith Club

HEYYYYY!

37!??

Become a Clerk or a Mallrat
Hang at Quick Stop with Susanne
You can be a funployee
For 15 bucks little man!
Why not be a Yogahoser? ("what's this all aboot, eh?")
Or be a fashionable male ("tell 'em Steve Dave!")
Ranger Danger is the bomb
Golden Calves is the holy grail

"Pack O' wraps, Kevketeers
its time to kick back
Watch Kev feed some squirrels and make some hummus"

(repeat first chorus)

Let's go on a hike
Visit Mooby's for some grub
Even Shecky likes
That Kevin Smith Club

Two thumbs up from Buddy Christ, it's...
That Kevin Smith Club!

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released January 22, 2024

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We play punk rock songs about life, love, the undead, beings from outerspace and secret laboratory experiments gone wrong.

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